I’m sorry I haven’t been on tumble as much as I usually am. I got a new phone (the blackberry Z10) and their app world does not have a tumblr app and I don’t currently have access to a computer.
Tracks
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I think I should start learning Russian. Might be needing that soon.
If you respect a woman less because you’ve seen her naked or were lucky enough to have sex with her, you deseve to tread on only lego for the rest of your stupid life.
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
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sorry this needs to be reblogged
Hahaha
Okay so this is the only one I will ever reblog, its just genius!
Probably the best one yet
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i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds
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